Showing posts with label Fried Pies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fried Pies. Show all posts

Monday, March 12, 2012

The Great Fried Pie Fiasco

I love to cook and am one of those people who read a new cookbook like most women read a trashy romance novel: front to back and the good parts twice!  

There are cookbooks in several rooms of my house, including the bathroom.  ***  I figure a cookbook is kind of like the Three Minute Bedtime Story book.  A recipe is something you can read in a just a few minutes and there's no reason to waste that time in the john!***

Well, I gotta quit reading those recipes.  

Today is a great example.  I read a recipe for fried pies and decided to make some.  Fred and I both enjoy them and it's something I haven't done in years.  My favorite flavor is apricot, with pineapple being a close second.  There were no apricots in the pantry so I sent Fred to the store to get some while I was making the pie crust and preparing a pineapple filling to use.

Since I haven't done fried pies in so long I did a little research online for a crust recipe suitable for fried pies and found one that sounded a lot like my regular pie crust recipe so I decided to give it a try. 

The online recipe was a disaster!  I managed to get two pies done and cooked before I scrapped that idea.  The dough was so stiff it just would not roll out!  The two pies I made with it never did get the golden brown color I wanted so, I scrapped that idea and made a batch of my regular pie crust.

My crust recipe is evidently not intended to be fried!  I prepared two pies, dropped the first one into the hot oil, and watched the crust literally disintegrate!  Fruit filling spilled out into the hot oil and made a wonderful sizzling and popping sound while the hot oil splashed all over the stove top.  I managed to get most of the filling scooped out and tossed the pie onto a paper towel.


By this time I'm totally frustrated with the whole fried pie idea.   But, I have a pan of apricot filling as well as a pan of pineapple filling that I don't want to waste.  I decided to salvage what I could and just make traditional pies with the fillings instead but there's not enough of either to make a full sized pie.  So I had to search the cabinets to find dishes that could be used to bake small pies.

I had just put them into the oven to bake when Fred came in and asked if I'd given up on making fried pies.  I think he was a little worried when I told him, "Yes, I gave up and just made one big apricot and one big pineapple pie and they're in the oven."   I'm pretty sure he envisioned fried pies the size of a medium pizza!

So, another afternoon was spent on a kitchen adventure.  It wasn't the first and hopefully it won't be the last!